cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

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planetracer:

PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO MY OLD SCHOOL BANNED BALLS BECAUSE THE FIELD WAS SMALL AND IT WAS ALL VERY CONTROVERSIAL AND BIG PLEASE WATCH THIS 

castiel-knight-of-hell:

this should have been Castiel’s entrance on Supernatural 

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nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

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fitness-ting:

justanotherforestelf:

this man deserves an award.

What a beautiful statement he’s making

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killetc:

renancu:

smilehomey:

Janice does not give SHIT hahahaha

JANICE IM FALLING

♡ JANICE ♡

transcripts:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.

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underthe-corktree:

YOU CAN BE A FAN OF SOMEONE AND STILL DISAPPROVE OF CHOICES THAT THEY MAKE

YOU CAN BE A FAN OF A BAND AND NOT LIKE ALL THEIR ALBUMS

JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAN OF SOMETHING DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO WORSHIP EVERYTHING THEY DO

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